Ok.
After a bunch of negative feedback about my
My choices basically were not based in beauty or how attractive they are. NO. It's more about "I do because I do. Or I do because I can. Or both". So, I would BANG ____________ because:
Kevin Sherard - because "that's why..." (that simple)
Barack Obama - powerful, intelligent... I'm like zombies: I LOVE people's brains
Jesse Pinkman - because he adds BITCH in the end of every sentence, often for no reason... BITCH
Sparkling Edward Cullen - because I LOVE sparkling things! sparkling dress, sparkling shoes, sparkling jewerly... why not a sparkling guy ??? sounds fuckin' AWESOME to me !
Robert Pattinson - hot ! hot ! hot ! hot ! hot ! hot ! hot ! hot ! hot ! hot ! hot ! hot ! BUUUT not more than Kevin Sherard. (Hi?)
Cedric Diggory - Robert Pattinson + Harry Potter movie, how perfect does it sound for you? it's just like a double **gasm (or kind of...)
Tomb Raider - I would do her since I got my first Playstation so...! (She's probably old now)
Jenna Marbles - because she's my favorite slut ! the funniest and craziest EVER. Just love her 'cause when I'm sad she garantees my laugh.
Amelie Poulin - because (believe or not) we have a LOT in common. +1 she speaks french, SWEET !!!
Myself - because... uhhh... maybe because... uhhh... (why???)
Angel Baby - because she/he is a fuckin' crazy mexican bitch who makes me "LOL"
Kinglesleybitch - Hilarious, gay, BLOGGER!... love him. Laugh garanteed.
Amy Winehouse - because I feel bad for Amy. Everytime I listen to her I feel taking her home and taking care of her. I love my trouble girl. Oh wait...! she's dead
Pikachu -This guy can store electricity in its cheeks so imagine how INTERESTING could be that ! "- Pikachu ! THUNDERBOOOOOLT !!!" Ohhhhhhhh hahahahahhahahhahahahahahha
Ash - I used to have a crash on him when I was little. How old is he nowadays? 'cause I'm a kind grow girl now and we can possibly... marry?!
Che Guevara - because he's wild (look at this beard!). But he's comunist though... I'm not attracted to communists dudes. NEXT !
Clint Eastwood - hot ! (30 years ago.)
Pauly D - because I have met him in person and he's a
Geeks - I wouldn't do any geek on purpose BUT it just happens to me! I never had a not geek BF in my whole life. (What's wrong with me? Where's my God now?????)
Justin Bieber - because he's "aaaawwwwwww". 18 already? If yes, call me... (Can I go to the jail for this???)
Rihanna - because she's the sexiest black chick I know. She's my mocha chocolatta wh*re.
Ken - Like a girl I wanted to be barbie. So imagine how many times I have pretended I made out Ken (...?) But I'm out of this now. Maybe not.
Robert De Niro - because he's like 80 years old guy and he's still handsome, or better... Just like wines!
Danny Noriega - because he's blogger, boy and girl (in the same time), singer, fuckin' funny, lives in Hollywood and don't have any talent.
Severo Snape - Bad teachers are sexy! but maybe I wouldn't do Snape for real. His hair is always dirty, gross... I TOTALLY would do Malfoy's dad instead !
Constantino JR. - my ex boss and I SWEAR TO GOD I never thought about it during working for him hahaha! Professionalism is my last name but NOW it wouldn't be wrong, or very wrong, maybe only half wrong.... OMG, I'm confused
UPS Guy - Maaan ! I get so happy when I see UPS guy at my door with a box named ANA MORAES !!! I feel crying of emotion "- yaaay! thanks for coming, com'on in!!!"
Wolverine - "Bad face" dudes inspire me sometimes.. RAWRRRRRR !!! (He works oooout!!! hahahahahah)
So yeah, this is it.
It did sound too crazy: ( ) yes or ( ) certainly ?
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