How to lose your swim top in Hawaii !

hahahahahahha

People I Would F**** (Nina's version)

*** My boyfriend will kill me for that *** 

"Just saying"

Original Version (by Jenna Marbles): http://youtu.be/IKIAbueB9sM

Answer to Jenna (by Kingsleybitch): http://youtu.be/rQbN3YRyhcQ 

So here it is guys, my own version:

I would give everything to be in "home" tonight...

"...I could use a dream or a genie or a wish

To go back to a place much simpler than this..."

Better like a business woman than a blogger...

Jan, 23rd:


My second post of the day is exactly about BRazilian Stuff: bikinis, blow out hair treatment, brazilian wax material and a bunch of secrets of beauty that we are "sharing" with the world. What a big ego, huh?!? LOL


I assume you guys know (maybe not lol) my degree in University is "International Business / Management" with emphasis of "Import and Export" aaaaand I'm just went back to college (for the third time actually because I took languages: French and Italian last year - whatever !)


Sooooo, It was very very exciting to go back to college. My new course is called "Business Development/Entrepreneurship" aaaand our 1st class was all about "How To Start Your Own Business" - pretty interesting. So everyone had to introduce themselves and tell the class about their business idea.

My business idea was basically about to trade esthetic supplies/goods from Brazil. I mean, lots of very specific things that I do know would be a good deal in here. BASICALLY this is it. I'm not gonna post my idea of $1,000,000 in here because I WANT TO GET RICH BY MYSELF. hahahahhahaha


Seriously now: I wouldn't like to talk about business with details and all my corporate knowledge/experience in here in this blog just because "it" supposed to be a SILLY/humor blog... something like "just for fun". PS: but if you invite me for a coffee and talk about it I'm totally down. Thank you! 


So ! We had 3 minutes to explain our business idea (Me: 2mins of self introduction + 1min of idea - LOL). Cool. The class ended and the UNEXPECTED happened, I reached the expert to pick his business card and he told me: 


" I really appreciated your business idea... it's pretty cool and viable! " (yaaaay!!!)


In fact I was feeling a little bit uncomfortable with my idea because in general the people's ideas were about to open a restaurant or a clothing store... so I was feeling "The Ugly Duckling" hahahaha

I got so happy for his commentary - not because of $100,000,000 american dolars I will make with it but it's just because I have market vision and creativity ! 

My New Brazilian Bikini - Summer 2012

Little TREAT that my BFF brought me from Brazil :

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !!!! 

Friendship Proof: Checked it !

She asked me "do you want something from Brazil ?" and I (no hesitation): "SURE" and then I asked her for what I MOST miss here in America. 


We basically have everything here: BR food, BR parties (Samba in Cellars Lounge, every Thursdays) BUT our BR bikini you cannot find even online ! 


Victoria's Secret says "Brazilian Botton Swimm Suit" but, excuse me, that type don't get even close of brazilian type... it wasn't made in South America at all, it didn't even pass the Central America.

BTW, I have fun when people call us "sluts" because of our/brazilians bikini size and I wonder "Dear God, american bikinis are so discrete but you can see what happens in a night club down here?" (JEEZ !! Is for raise the eyebrow... Oops ! SORRY, I got lost)

So, tks for my friend Monalisa (all the credits go to her) 

You nailed it piggy, I love you !

+ 1 'cause it's PINK and it matches better with my half blond hair... (like, Barbie wh*re) hahahahahahahaha

Brazilian Carnival Parade ...

Please don't censor web... JEEZ !!!

https://www.google.com/

If the internet is censored I won't have a bad day ! my heart will have a mothafocka attack and I will mothafocka die ! 

"Unnecessary Commentary" lol

YES fofos, 

I dyed my hair !!!

I don't mean to be menacing but this video is just a WARNING ! hahahaha

(**** feel free to tell it looks good though)

WHO CARES IF YOU DISAGREE ????

ALERT: 

My  life  blog is personal (directed to entertainment) and 

totally independent of somebody's opinion 

'cause in here I am the King Queen ! I say what I want (yaaaaay)

there's nobody to protect you (awwww)

I won't judge anybody. I'm 100% out of judgements... 

but I respect if that's your job.

If you like  me  my blog, thank you, I am sincerely glad ! <3  <3  <3  <3  <3  <3 

If you don't, get f... out of here! 

Oh wait...

King Of Anything (Sara Bareilles)

Keep drinking coffee, stare me down across the table

While I look outside

So many things I'd say if only I were able

But I just keep quiet and count the cars that pass by

You've got opinions, man

We're all entitled to 'em, but I never asked

So let me thank you for your time, and try not to waste anymore of mine

And get out of here fast

I hate to break it to you babe, but I'm not drowning

There's no one here to save

Who cares if you disagree?

You are not me

Who made you king of anything?

So you dare tell me who to be?

Who died and made you king of anything?

You sound so innocent, all full of good intent

Swear you know best

But you expect me to jump up on board with you

And ride off into your delusional sunset

I'm not the one who's lost with no direction

But you'll never see

You're so busy making maps with my name on them in all caps

You got the talking down, just not the listening

And who cares if you disagree?

You are not me...

All my life I've tried to make everybody happy

While I just hurt and hide

Waiting for someone to tell me it's my turn to decide

Who cares if you disagree?

You are not me...

Let me hold your crown, babe.

"Love never fails" (Corinthians 13:8)

I just opened my blog to write "desmotivated" but I took a look in Imgur first...

I immediately gave up of complaining.

+ 1 for the love I'm looking for...

Back to the gym... RAWRRR !!!

World is miserable but to feel home is amazing...

Dec, 9th:


This evening I got so sad for something I have read on newspaper. 
Actually it was more than one frustrating event that got my heart tight and then that article knocked me down today. Just like a knock out.


The article was something about a girl that slept with her BEST FRIEND's boyfriend while she was out of town (plus details). I felt so bad because it's all true. Because it happens all the time. It's happening something like this right now, in this minute, second... and that's how the world is: miserable.


I wondered why people could be so HEARTLESS/ awful to others. Specially to that ones they call friend. I was upset because of all dirtiness... and then I wished to live in somewhere else out of this world: "I need to get f*** out of here". I was unhappy with the reality... (and I'm still)


I have exchanged few words with my BF about it. I didn't say WHAT but I shared I was sad. He called me back and then I cried with him on the phone. I complained about things I don't understand / agree: "why am I like this? why do those things hurt me so much?! Is no fun to be myself, I want to get those facts more naturally because it seems nobody cares that much so I want to be like them, to be equal just like everyone..." 


He kind laughed at me: "different is good"  


It was just like to hear my dad!!! the same words !!!
So I entered in a cozy aerea and I felt in home*
(*) 7,000 mi away




Relevant: In 4:01/4:27 She jumps back on the bed exactly that way I do. lol funny!

EVERY Sunday Night ...

DONT LEAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...

I will tell you my secret now...

Boyfriend TROLL...

"Thank yoooooou!!!"

(but not)

Me VS Leopard Print

Hi guys, how are you ? 

Hope YOU are fine, cause I'm pissed... (oh yes)

I just figured out in here, in America leopard prints means "you are a whore" 

- yes ! SWEET

I was browsing, digging web and stuff and then I've read in reddit and then I starting looking (desperate) for more information:

and then I was like "WTHELLLLL America ?! whats wrong w you b*tch?!? "

NICE !

Look at me now:

* Duck Face - BOOM

Leopard prints E-V-E-R-Y-W-H-E-R-E :

a) I burn all my closet up 

b) Sorry, in my country leopard is ok for "normal" girls

c) I do what I want . BOOM !

Stuck in US during Brazilian Carnival...

This girl is totally making fun of me: 

" - Brazilian Carnival is on the corner and you are there, stuck in US !
hahaha, you will miss it !!!" 

I knoooooow...!!!

And I! am! so! angry now! ... so angry!
Bad mood... everytime I look at this dancer looking and pointing at me. 
So angry!
I have uploaded it on my Facebook wall only to remember that I will really miss it...
So angry...!



****** Don't cry Britt, we have peanut butter and jelly in here.

Heeey, I want to hear from you guys !!!

You know what ? I would love to be friend of people who read my blog ! Seriously ! 

I would like you guys write me something 
(about the blog, about yourself, picture of you - could be whatever!) 

Actually I would LOOOOOVE to receive pictures of you all !!!

And then, if you guys let me I will post them here !

 email: anaelizemoraes@yahoo.com.br 

The DEAL is :

 I want to know you guys !!! (Especially people from Russia 'cause Russians have 3rd place in my ranking of pageviews, after 1st US - place I live and Brazil - place I was born) so to know YOU who is reading this right now sounds FANTASTIC to me !

Are you down ? Hope hear from you soon (soooo excited !!!)

NOW, YOU GUYS ARE IN FOCUS

 IN 3, 2, 1...

"Round my hometown, memories are fresh..."

Sometimes everytime I listen to "Hometown Glory" I wonder about the day I will be back to Brazil, back to my hometown... I dream away! I build real scenes: colors and smell. I create people: faces, dialogues... I imagine my own reaction or not reaction. I think about every little thing that makes me love my hometown. 


And then when I hear "...are the wonders of my world..." I always see pictures in my mind - just like in a slideshow - all my favorite places, those ones that I used to run to (chill out, for fun or just to hide myself from the world). 

Sometimes I "see" myself at my parent's door. Sometimes I'm just walking to get there. I go by the street that used to be my home and I see my neighbor's houses ('cause I have feelings for them too). I always think I will see my mom first... (crying)


I think about it everytime I am alone and my mind is empty. Just like now... that's why I don't really like Sundays because that's when it happens so.. !!!

Hometown Glory - Adele

I've been walking in the same way as I did

Missing out the cracks in the pavement

And tutting my heel and strutting my feet

Is there anything I can do for you dear?

Is there anyone I can call?

No and thank you please Madame

I ain't lost just wandering

Round my hometown

Memories are fresh

Round my hometown

Oh the people I've met

Are the wonders of my world

Are the wonders of my world

Are the wonders of this world

Are the wonders now

I like it in the city

When the air is so thick and opaque

I love to see everybody in short skirts

Shorts and shades

I like it in the city when two worlds collide

You get the people and the government

Everybody taking different sides

Shows that we ain't gonna stand shit

Shows that we are united

Shows that we ain't gonna take it

Shows that we ain't gonna stand shit

Shows that we are united

Round my hometown

Memories are fresh

Round my hometown

Oh the people I've met

Are the wonders of my world

*********** In fact, there's only one way to feel myself completely in HOME here in US! And only one who knows it is Kevin Sherard.

:: Breaking Bad Addiction :: Gus death...

I miss it sooooo muuuuuuuuuuuuch !!!! (snif)

Season 5, where are you, BITCH ?!