Tuesday, June 12, 2012

"Don't worry about it" kills me.


I'm seriously thinking of changing this blog's name from "Pandaland" to "Mean Girl". BECAUSE I love to argue share what pisses me off over here. I mean, I don't feel filling my friends' heads with my small frustrations on the phone... 



So! Basically 3 things get me R-E-A-L-L-Y mad:


1) Confident pedestrians (those ones who jump in front of your car)
2) "Desperate" girls/guys 
3) People who stop on the yellow light


Darling, If you are one of them:
There's a deluxe place in the HELL for you!!!




And the last but not least, when somebody tells me "Don't worry about it"...

MOTHERF*CKER, 
IF I'M WORRIED IS BECAUSE I HAVE TO !!!

Theres nothing (in this Galaxy) more frustrating than when you ask for answers/ prospective/ plan and someone says  "Don't worry about it" ... I feel like only "boobies" because is the most generic and unspecific answer I can have it.
I feel punching someone in the face when they ask me for not get worried... what does "do not worry" mean???? Does it mean "YES"? or means "NO"? 




Fill the blanks with "don't worry about it" and see what kind of frustrating shit you are gonna get:
a) What are we gonna do?                                   . 
b) Do you have a plan?                                   .
c) How about that?                                    .
d) WTF.... ???                                   . 


You...:
(  ) Trying to fool me
(  ) DO NOT have a plan
(  ) Already think I'm an idiot
(  ) all of them

Maybe GIRLS* should adopt that too:
- Did you crash my car???  "don't worry about it" 
- Do you have HIV???  "don't worry about it"  
- Are you pregnant????  "don't worry about it" 
- Did you miss any birth control????  "don't worry about it" 
- A 100.000 expense in my credit card???  "don't worry about it" 


Fair enough.
BOOM.






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