My computer was stolen & I'm dead

My computer has been stolen last Friday. My life is over.


Well, I didn't get shot but I don't live without my computer, pictures, videos, documents, porn...

(There you go ! I see you asking my bf if I watch porn for real...) 

I'M JUST JOKING, OK? 

HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

FOCUS: 


My computer has been stolen in Seattle DT and I'm so desapointed at it because that's the second time it happens. Hello?!? I'm from Sao Paulo !!! I mean, as everyone knows, it's crazy and dangerous down there and I have never been stolen in there, so it's very frustrating...


"Nina, what a dumb you are, 
why did you leave your laptop in the car?"
BECAUSE I was leaving for the weekend and I HAD to take the laptop with me. But before I stopped for some drinks in a bar for a birthday celebration. IT WAS THE MOST F*CKING EXPENSIVE F*CKING DRINK OF MY F*CKING LIFE !

I'm blogging from my host family's computer which it's not working very well (the speakers are not "speaking", how great is that? #Not) and as you know (maybe not) I'm a super duper addicted to blogs and VLOGS! (musical, TV shows, reality shows, pole dancing tutorial, beauty/hair/fashion tutorial...!!!) Now think how my life is gonna be with those mute speakers. Drop dead !!!




"Nina, why don't you buy a new laptop and shut the f** up?!?!?!"
BECAUSE (I should not say that but) I bought some topaz stone and diamonds jewelry very recently. And I bought few more dresses. And some new shoes. And a new perfum (...)

BECAUSE I'M RIIIIIIIIIICH !!!!

NOPE, because I'm a consumist dumbass 

WELL, I wasn't needing 'em but I was feeling homesick and then 
1) Purchasing 
2) tracking the order
3) wait for UPS delivery is an amazing distraction!

 Quick happiness in 3 steps, I guarantee!!

Now I'm fucked and I can't buy a new laptop, but that's ok tho... 
I'm broke but I'm fancy !!! LOL *** Drake upvoted that